pizza is kind of disgusting in all honestly
im telling pizza
i’m a little offended
making plans with friends like
my favourite picture on tumblr ever
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD
I have realized my mistake
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on
who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns
my personality is 30% the last movie I watched
"I should buy a boat."